The Weekly Rap: AI Edition
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Siri’s fadin’, fallin’ behind,
Apple’s AI? Still stuck in rewind.
Promised upgrades, now they’re delayed,
No iOS 19? Fans feel betrayed.
While OpenAI and Google flex,
Tim Cook’s crew got AI hexed.
They say it’s “quality over speed,”
But Siri’s slow—will users leave?
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China’s back with Manus heat,
The world’s first agent? That’s their feat.
Sorting resumes, stocks analyzed,
NY real estate? AI’s got eyes.
But hold up—invite-only, private test,
Manus still gotta prove it’s best.
Partnered with Alibaba’s crew,
Now Qwen’s in—what they gon’ do?
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OpenAI’s making moves,
AI agents built for you.
Twenty grand a month—top-tier rate,
SoftBank droppin’ a massive plate.
Web search, docs, autonomous grind,
25% of revenue—this AI’s primed.
Custom tools for enterprise flow,
Business AI’s about to grow.
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T-Mobile’s AI Phone’s in sight,
Magenta OS, future’s bright.
Perplexity, Google, ElevenLabs too,
Camera, text, what can’t it do?
Europe first, then worldwide,
Smartphones gettin’ AI inside.
Under a rack, drops next year,
Apple and Samsung? Better steer clear.
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Alibaba’s QwQ, what’s the play?
Beats DeepSeek but slashes pay.
Smaller model, big brain moves,
Less compute, still got the grooves.
Reinforcement learning in the mix,
Thinkin’, refining, agent tricks.
Cheaper AI, more access too,
Big breakthroughs? Yeah, that’s new.
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Amazon’s Nova, set to shine,
Reasoning model, top AI mind.
Claude 3.7, OpenAI’s o1,
Nova’s here, it ain’t for fun.
Speed plus depth, hybrid scheme,
Math and code? A dev’s dream.
AWS in, Anthropic too,
Amazon’s takin’ AI through.
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OpenAI’s knockin’ on Capitol Hill,
Sayin’ AI laws need some chill.
Fifty states, a messy scene,
They want one rule, clear and clean.
Fair use fight, copyright war,
Training data? AI needs more.
China models? OpenAI’s vexed,
DeepSeek block? What’s coming next?
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🔥 That’s the recap, straight-up facts,
AI’s movin’, no lookin’ back.
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